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Rude & Funny Bath Towel Embroidery Designs Bundle – Inappropriate, Sarcastic Machine Embroidery Files

Rude & Funny Bath Towel Embroidery Designs Bundle – Inappropriate, Sarcastic Machine Embroidery Files

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Personal and Commercial use allowed only for physical products.

  • File types: PES, DST, JEF, EXP, HUS, XXX, VP3,

Hoop Sizes

  • The designs will fit the 4x4, 5x7, 6x10, 8x12 hoop frames

  • Please check the images for the exact sizes.

  • All file types and sizes are included in one purchase.
  • Machine Embroidery Design
  • Instant Download - .zip archive document
  • Skill Level - All levels

This Funny & Rude Bath Towel Embroidery Designs Bundle is filled with sassy, sarcastic, and totally inappropriate sayings—perfect for those who love humor with a sharp edge.

These machine embroidery files are made for bath towels, hand towels, bathroom decor, or hilarious gag gifts. Whether you're making a surprise for your BFF or stocking your guest bathroom with bold personality, this bundle will stitch up some serious laughs.

💬 What’s Inside:

  • Snarky, sarcastic, and adult humor towel quotes

  • Designs tailored for bath & hand towels

  • Great for personal use, cheeky gifts, or novelty sales


Bathroom rules 3', 4', 5', 6', 7', 8', 9'
Be the change. Start with toilet paper! 2', 3', 4', 5', 6', 7', 8'
Get naked half bath 3', 4', 5', 6', 7', 8'
Have a nice poo 3', 4', 5', 6', 7', 8'
Hello sweet cheecks 2', 3', 4', 5', 6', 7', 8'
Here I sit broken hearted 3', 4', 5', 6', 7', 8'
If you sprinkle when you tinkle 3', 4', 5', 6', 7', 8', 9', 10'
If your doodies be cray 3', 4', 5', 6', 7', 8'
It's all shits and giggles 3', 4', 5', 6', 7', 8'
Let that shit go 3', 4', 5', 6', 7', 8'
Oh crap! 2', 3', 4', 5', 6', 7', 8', 9'
Please don't do coke  3', 4', 5', 6', 7', 8'
Shit's about to go down 2', 3', 4', 5', 6', 7', 8'
Take a shower dirty hippie  3', 4', 5', 6', 7', 8', 9', 10'
Toilet rules 5 x 7, 6 x 10, 8 x 12
Wash your f-g hands 3', 4', 5', 6', 7', 8',
Wash your hands you filthy 3', 4', 5', 6', 7', 8',
Wash your hands Jesus 4 x 4, 5 x 7
Please wash your hands 4 x 4, 5 x 7,
Welcome to the shit show 2', 3', 4', 5', 6', 7', 8'
Would poop here again 2', 3', 4', 5', 6', 7', 8'

Our embroidery files come in an archived zip format. You can open the archive and access the embroidery files by simply double-clicking the zip file (like entering a folder).
For Mac users, double-clicking the zip file will automatically unzip the files.
If you are a PC user, double-clicking the zip file will open a new window which means you are inside the archive. If you want the files to be unzipped, you need to right-click and select the option "extract".


Please do not alter the files as this might make it not work properly!
If you need a different size, just let us know! No extra costs!

Feel free to ask any questions you may have, before or after ordering.

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