Funny Kitchen Towel Embroidery Designs Bundle – Machine Embroidery Sayings for Dish Towels, Aprons & Cooking Projects

Add some sass to your kitchen with this awesome Fun Kitchen Towel Embroidery Designs Bundle for Machine! Cook up some puns with funny kitchen sayings and an apron embroidery design – you won't be able to resist this bundle's quirky appeal. Get your "spice" on and liven up your kitchen!

Pdf file for beginners with information about how to embroider on kitchen towels.
Other formats and sizes are available on request. No extra charges!
Most of the designs have a second version with a knockdown, to use with fluffy fabrics. Mostly for the sizes 3x3, 4x4, 5x5

Blessed are those who wash my dishes sizes:
3x3, 4x4, 5x5, 6x6, 7x7, 8x8
3x3, 4x4, and 5x5 - with knockdown

Dinner choices take it or leave it sizes:
3x3, 4x4, 5x5, 6x6, 7x7, 8x8
3x3, 4x4, and 5x5 - with knockdown

Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off sizes:
3x3, 4x4, 5x5, 6x6, 7x7, 8x8
3x3, 4x4, and 5x5 - with knockdown

Fresh sarcasm served daily sizes:
2x2, 3x3, 4x4, 5x5, 6x6, 7x7, 8x8
2x2, 3x3, 4x4, and 5x5 - with knockdown

Fresh snark served daily sizes:
2x2, 3x3, 4x4, 5x5, 6x6, 7x7, 8x8
2x2, 3x3, 4x4, and 5x5 - with knockdown

I love you to the fridge and back sizes:
3x3, 4x4, 5x5, 6x6, 7x7, 8x8
3x3, 4x4, and 5x5 - with knockdown

I only have a kitchen because it came with the house sizes:
3x3, 4x4, 5x5, 6x6, 7x7, 8x8
3x3, 4x4, and 5x5 - with knockdown

If i have to stir it it's homemade sizes:
2x2, 3x3, 4x4, 5x5, 6x6, 7x7, 8x8
2x2, 3x3, 4x4, and 5x5 - with knockdown

Kitchen [kitch'en] noun the place where we eat what mom cooks or we go to bed really hungry sizes:
4x4, 5x5, 6x6, 7x7, 8x8
4x4, 5x5 and 6x6 - with knockdown

Kitchen rules: If you dirty it Clean it If you open it Close it If you spill it Wipe it If you cook it Share it sizes:
3x3, 4x4, 5x5, 6x6, 7x7, 8x8
3x3, 4x4, and 5x5 - with knockdown

Life is short, lick the spoon sizes:
3x3, 4x4, 5x5, 6x6, 7x7, 8x8
3x3, 4x4, and 5x5 - with knockdown

Made with love in other words I licked the spoon and kept using it sizes:  
4x4, 5x5, 6x6, 7x7, 8x8
4x4, and 5x5 - with knockdown

Many have eaten here few have died sizes:
3x3, 4x4, 5x5, 6x6, 7x7, 8x8
3x3, 4x4, and 5x5 - with knockdown

My cooking is so awesome even the smoke alarm cheers me on sizes:
3x3, 4x4, 5x5, 6x6, 7x7, 8x8
3x3, 4x4, and 5x5 - with knockdown

No bitching' in my kitchen sizes:
2x2, 3x3, 4x4, 5x5, 6x6, 7x7, 8x8

Take out is my favorite recipe sizes:
2x2, 3x3, 4x4, 5x5, 6x6, 7x7, 8x8
2x2, 3x3, 4x4, and 5x5 - with knockdown

The dishes are looking at me dirty again sizes:  
4x4, 5x5, 6x6, 7x7, 8x8
4x4, and 5x5 - with knockdown

The kitchen was clean yesterday sorry you missed it sizes:
3x3, 4x4, 5x5, 6x6, 7x7, 8x8
3x3, 4x4, and 5x5 - with knockdown

This kitchen is for dancing sizes:
2x2, 3x3, 4x4, 5x5, 6x6, 7x7, 8x8
2x2, 3x3, 4x4, and 5x5 - with knockdown

5 stars Would eat here again sizes:
3x3, 4x4, 5x5, 6x6, 7x7, 8x8
3x3, 4x4, and 5x5 - with knockdown

Your opinion is not part of the recipe sizes:
2x2, 3x3, 4x4, 5x5, 6x6, 7x7, 8x8