Funny Kitchen Sayings Embroidery Designs Bundle – Multiple Sizes for Towels, Aprons & More

Bring humor to your kitchen with this Funny Kitchen Sayings Embroidery Designs Bundle – perfect for sprucing up towels, aprons, potholders, and more! Designed for machine embroidery lovers, this collection includes playful and cheeky quotes that will make anyone smile. With multiple sizes included, these designs are ideal for both small gifts and larger home decor projects.

Whether you're crafting for your home, or a gift for the food-lover in your life, these kitchen-themed embroidery files add personality and charm. Compatible with most embroidery machines and file formats, and delivered instantly.

✅ Includes multiple sizes
✅ Comes in various file formats
✅ Easy to stitch and beginner-friendly
✅ Perfect for aprons, tea towels, hot pads & more

These designs have more sizes. 
It fits in 4x4, 5x5, 6x6, 7x7 and 8x8 inch squares.

The bundle contains the following design sayings: 

A messy kitchen happy kitchen
Be nice to me, or I'll poison your food
Bitch, I'm the secret ingredient
Dishes, we meet again, you dirty bastards - fill stitch and applique
Does anyone know which page of the Bible explains how to turn water into wine? Asking for a friend
Excuse the mess, we're busy raising free range children
Go clean yourself, you dirty dishes
Good moms let you lick the beaters. Great moms turn them off first
I like to cook and burn shit
I use smoke alarm as a timer
I wont be impressed with technology, until I can download food
If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen
Keep this kitchen clean eat out - fill stitch and applique
Leftovers are for quitters
My favorite thing is reservations
My favorite thing to make for dinner, is reservations
Nobody died from my cooking... yet
Season everything with sarcasm
Stupid dishes - fill stitch and applique
The secret ingredient is love... and butter
This kitchen display only
When I said I do, I didn't mean the dishes